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twenty things ive learned in twenty years.

BONJOUR! In honor of the impending day of doom, that is fast approaching (the day of my birth), i thought i would write a little something about the things, I've learned in the twenty years that i have somehow managed to stay on this tiny fucked up planet. I'm aware its not a lot, and i still have a whole LOT to learn and at some point, i have to become an actual functionally adult (terrifying i know, these are also some rules i feel that i need to live by. so enjoy. 1. Listen libs, you are never really going to grow up, and you are fucking insane, but that's a good thing, well sometimes anyway. 2. Your never going to stop having a weird obsession,with The Simpsons its been your favourite programme for 15 years. 3. Amazingly the most unlikely of people, are the most supportive stop backing away from it. 4. stop telling yourself, you don't need help,or anyone because you do libs, adulthood is LONELY 5. It's okay to say no to people if it's making yo