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Mum's Stranded List.

Mum’s Stranded List. I was wondering how many weeks it would take me to run out of ways to begin  these blog posts, turns it took me all of five weeks, brilliant, longer than I thought actually so pat on the back to me well done Libby. On this week’s Stranded list we have the women that birthed me, all of them years ago, the women that still says she’s forty five when she’s really four years older than that (sorry mum I had to expose your actual age at some point you cant keep it up forever) as you can probably guess its my wonderful mother also known to everyone and myself timtam. And no her nickname isn’t due to the wonderful Australian chocolate bar Timtam’s or maybe it is I’m not actually sure where she got the nickname. When I asked her to take part in this, it took me all of six attempts to explain to her what it was before she turned to me, and said “oh okay so your mugging off the BBC”. My mum is not the sort of person to beat around the bush, (ha I didn’t laugh promis

Mia's Stranded List

Mia’s Stranded list Another week, another stranded list. Can you believe ive stuck to something for a month, that’s a new record Christ. On this weeks Stranded List we have the smallest but also loudest person I know, (excluding my dog), its one of my closest friends Mia. Much like Kim and Kanye we are rather inseparable, you can find us together wandering the streets of London at night whilst Mia takes photos of pretty much anything that she finds aesthically pleasing (which is anything pink or a sunset) Or if you cant find us we wandering around London, you will find us at some festival or other, in some tent where we’ve been for at least four hours, because mia refuses to leave said tent. I met mia oddly on a bus on our way to a introduction day at our old college, she says I caught her eye because I looked cute and I was reading Oscar Wilde (like the pretentious piece of trash I am) and from that day on over two years ago,where we promised to stick together because eve

Poppie's Stranded List.

Poppies’ Stranded List Week three, and another Stranded List, on this week’s stranded list, we have the most emo person I think ive ever met, even though now four years later she tries and disguises it by loving Wolf Alice more than maybe anything ever, however she doesn’t fool me I would say she’s still pretty high up on the emo list, it’s the Alex Turner to my Miles Kane its Poppie. After discovering her Twitter whilst going ham in the You Me At Six tag way back in the joyous year that was 2012, I came across the best @ possibly ever and that was poptw4t (bring back poptw4t I miss her) and from there on we’ve been friends ever since, although we stuck together though both of our emo and extreme Arctic Monkey phrase’s and trust me it was an intense year and a half, we’ve become closer in the past year and a bit over Poppies’ wonderful Tinder adventure’s, our texts over the beauty that is Harry Styles and how his solo’s had given me some kind of heart palpation, and of course